My love of Bacon

I can't help it. I love bacon. I love the taste, the texture, the smell, the sound of it frying—and even have a jar of bacon grease in my fridge for flavoring plain dishes (read: vegetables). I am from Louisiana. I like fried things. I am not fat (I would call myself 'healthy' but this blog slightly challenges that description). I like beer. I eat a ton of bacon.

So here it is. My bacon list. My baby. My entertainment. One of the reasons you either love me or think I am crazy. These are things I want—to try, to own, to make:

RESOURCES

Grateful Palate. The best bacon resource in the world. Or at least, my favorite.

Bacon Today. Daily Updates on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon.

Bacon Haikus. Just in case you would like to read a couple

PRODUCTS AND GIFTS

Bacon of the Month Club. Best present ever. Just ask my brother in law.

Bacon Scarf. You are what you eat.

Bacon Bra. Making the bacon scarf look WAY more normal

Wake n' Bacon. Yes. It is an alarm clock that makes bacon.

EATABLES

Bacon of the Month Club. Best bacon ever. Just ask my brother in law.

Baconnaise. Because everything should taste like bacon

Bacon Gum. A fun way to carry bacon in your pocket

BLT ring. They only make up to a size 6. I wear an 8. I wrote a strongly worded letter. No response. I still want one.

Bakon Vodka. Oh yea. You can drink it.

THE Bacon Explosion. 'THE' being all caps is all you need.

Porktopia. Awesomeness. My boyfriend's response to such greatness: I personally would like to see small snack sized meat pigs. Say the size of a fist. I would garnish mine with leafy lettuce wings and onion ring halos. Love it.

Squeezeable Bacon. The world's most perfect food.